Colette: Horst has done time. 

Linguini: What for? 

Colette: No one know for sure. He changes the story every time you ask him.

(Source: gifspixar, via thelocalpaedo)

06.04.12
jizzwhale:

This might be my favorite picture in the world.

That would be great were there not several things that factor in the substance being a liquid, and the fact that, whilst most of the cat is in the container, there is still a part of it out, and in the picture (because this may have been taken halfway through movement, what with the cat being ‘liquid’ and all) there is still part of the cat protruding that seems to maintain a rigid shape, and isn’t taking the form of the container. Trust me guys, I am a science.

jizzwhale:

This might be my favorite picture in the world.

That would be great were there not several things that factor in the substance being a liquid, and the fact that, whilst most of the cat is in the container, there is still a part of it out, and in the picture (because this may have been taken halfway through movement, what with the cat being ‘liquid’ and all) there is still part of the cat protruding that seems to maintain a rigid shape, and isn’t taking the form of the container. Trust me guys, I am a science.

(Source: hoofedheart, via corxx)

05.04.12
108

fuckallboundaries:

They’re pretty much fucked if someone drops a cigarette or a math or something.

I fucking hate it when i drop a math.

(Source: dahliadaisie, via corxx)

05.04.12
take-a-nerd-to-water:

First thing I’d do if I got a portal gun…

take-a-nerd-to-water:

First thing I’d do if I got a portal gun…

(Source: a-raven-like-a-writing-desk)

26.03.12
20

Well i feel sick. Fuck it, everyone that ‘cared’ has gone. Fuck this shit.

26.03.12
fightingfor-nothing:

This has such a powerful meaning to it. Because sometimes, it is too late to save someone, once you realize how much they’ve needed help, they’re already gone. When you realize you shouldn’t have said those last words to that person, that you could change those words. I often hear “oh they were such a wonderful person, they didn’t need to go this way”, here’s an idea, tell them these things while they’re still alive. It can make a difference, even a simple smile. Watch what you say to people, because you never know, that could be their last day on Earth. 
This picture, my god. 

fightingfor-nothing:

This has such a powerful meaning to it. Because sometimes, it is too late to save someone, once you realize how much they’ve needed help, they’re already gone. When you realize you shouldn’t have said those last words to that person, that you could change those words. I often hear “oh they were such a wonderful person, they didn’t need to go this way”, here’s an idea, tell them these things while they’re still alive. It can make a difference, even a simple smile. Watch what you say to people, because you never know, that could be their last day on Earth. 

This picture, my god. 

(Source: ipretendahappiness-idontfeel, via murasaki-hokori)

26.03.12

(Source: -reblog-, via corxx)

24.03.12
thelocalpaedo:

so crazy xD

A sad day when this happens.

thelocalpaedo:

so crazy xD

A sad day when this happens.

24.03.12
112
:c

:c

(via meme4u)

24.03.12
corxx:

murderforthemasses:

I think my teachers could use this…

Especially for your shorthand ramblings, you tit.

And who’s getting a B in physics? Reckon it was my shorthand, they had no idea what i was on about so they just gave me a B for effort. :’)

corxx:

murderforthemasses:

I think my teachers could use this…

Especially for your shorthand ramblings, you tit.

And who’s getting a B in physics? Reckon it was my shorthand, they had no idea what i was on about so they just gave me a B for effort. :’)

(Source: memedirect)

23.03.12
866